Inappropriate Twilight Obsession

Eclipse Trailer

2010-03-12T12:21:00.000-08:00

Ummmm...... are we losing a little steam here?

Why do I think this trailer is a little "blah".

Tell me what u think.

Rob in the Shower

2010-02-12T15:22:00.000-08:00

Yes!!!!!!

Clips are coming out fast and furious from "Remember me".....

Here's the scene where Rob throws me Emilie in the shower...

Taylor is Legal!!!!!!!!!

2010-02-11T09:17:00.000-08:00

I know, I know...I haven't updated this blog since Christmas.

Sorry- there's not that much going on out there in the twilight Universe until we start getting Eclipse photos.

But Today is a momentous day. Adult women everywhere are breathing a collective sigh of relief that Taylor is officially an adult and none of us are going to jail.

Still outrageously inappropriate....but legal. :)

Twilight Boys

2009-12-24T17:35:00.000-08:00

I am so sad that one of my favorite blogs, "Twilightheaded" is closing down. But I wanted to share with you this awesome Xmas video they put together featuring Taylor, Rob, Kellan and Jackson:

Christmas Rob Video

2009-12-17T08:58:00.000-08:00

I don't have time today to post about the YUMMINESS that was Taylor Lautner's Rolling Stone issue OR his amazing handling of a bo-staff on SNL....

But if this video doesn't make you smile, nothing will.

From the awesome girls at Robsessed:

Let's Discuss!!!!!!

2009-11-20T06:18:00.000-08:00

*****SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!***********

DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE AND WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT WITH A CLEAN SLATE*******

This post is for those who've seen it - I'll give you my thoughts then I want to hear yours!

OK!

Overall, I'm going to give it a B-* (UPDATE! See end for second viewing change of grade). Mostly for being really true to the book.

The Bella- in-the-mirror dream - totally gave me chills. Really well done and exactly how I pictured it.

I thought Edward overall looked too vampire-y! I missed Biology Class-Edward and Restaurant-Edward. The slo-mo entrance that worked so perfectly in Twilight shouldn't have been repeated- it just looked cheesy.* See update for retraction.

You know I love Rob, but I kinda was cringing at the emo overacting. My love, you coulda dialed that down a bit.

My most overwhelming impression is THIS WAS TAYLOR'S MOVIE.

OMG. Taylor looked SO hot, SO beautiful and his presence onscreen was so compelling. Surprisingly, the long hair was really working for me. :P And helloooooooo abs. Pecs. Delts. Back. Tattoo. Rain. Lips. RRRRRRawr.

There were some really funny lines and funny moments in this one: Jessica is HILARIOUS, Charlie, always great, Mike did a great job too.

WTF was up with Jasper's HAIR??????????? He looked like a soccer mom.

I wish Rosalie had more screen time- she actually looked really pretty ( i think she lost some lbs after people called her 'chubby") and she had a few wonderfully delivered lines at the end re: the Vote.

Esme's contacts were out of control - she looked like a lemur.

Emmett, hunky and adorable as always - wish he'd had more screen time too. Maybe lathering up in the shower. :P

The Volturi were good....Jane was not as scary/creepy as I was imagining...Aro was excellent. Felix- that dude is HUGE! Good job on hugeness, Felix. Wasn't loving Edward's Dad-pajama outfit in the clocktower scene.

Cheesetastic Deal-breaker moments: The fake background when Alice & Bella are driving, and Alice's vision of Edward and Bella hunting together: WTF with Edward's gay outfit???????

Overall...and I say this with the utmost LOVE for all things Twilight and I will TOTALLY see the movie again......

It was missing something. Not angst. There was plenty of angst. But....the Jasper blood scene could've been more intense....the months going by scene could've had sadder music...the Volturi scene could have been scarier...I've seen the running for the clocktower more compelling in fanmade videos....

I don't know - I guess the word is 'flat'???? There was something about Twilight that was more alive..

**UPDATE!!!! (Friday night) I went to see it again with my girlfriend and loved it so much more the second viewing. I appreciated the music more, appreciated Kristen's acting more, and even teared up a few times. I didn't even hate the Bella/Edward future vision as much. I actually dug the slow-mo Edward arriving at school the second time around. maybe it was the rum in my Diet Coke. Updated grade: B+/A-

What did you guys think? What did you love- what did you hate- Did it live up to your expectations? Will you go again?

Astonishingly, This Post Is About Another Movie

2009-11-19T07:45:00.000-08:00

OMG you guys.

As much as I am running around like a mental patient today because of the premiere tonight, I got sidelined by the TRAILER FOR REMEMBER ME!!!!!!

OMG. Rob is breathtaking.

Remember Me

Trailer Park | MySpace Video

Countdown Week!!!!!!!

2009-11-15T13:11:00.000-08:00

Oh. Em. Gee.

It's Countdown Week.

Hopefully you have all bought your midnight show tickets for Thursday night.....

I will be posting a Friday 2am Review as soon as I get home to tell you what I thought - don't worry - I'll warn you of spoilers.....

Gah! I'm so excited!

Here are my questions:

Will I turn Team Jacob after seeing that bod on the big screen?
Will Emmett get more lines?
Will the music be as good?
Will KStew stutter through the whole thing?
What if I get swine flu on Thursday?
What if a huge meteor hits the earth and NONE of us ever get to see it?

Someone talk me off the ledge.

Tell me: what are you looking forward to most?????

Aaaaaaaand thud*

2009-11-02T07:15:00.001-08:00

Holy. Mother. of . God.

I will never look at a lobster bib the same way again.

I Think I'm Pregnant

2009-10-31T18:38:00.000-07:00

Double-click to enlarge. Then get your pre-natal vitamins.

As If A Taylor Turns 18 Countdown Widget Weren't Inappropriate Enough

2009-10-28T06:50:00.000-07:00

My awesome reader Dawn alerted me to a new level of Twilight inappropriateness..

Check THIS out from Twitarded: Edward panties...

and check out the inside:

The best part about this is how normal it makes my obsession look.

Thanks, inappropriate Edward panty- creator. :)

Once Again, Places I'd Rather Be

2009-10-17T08:21:00.000-07:00

If I could choose where I'd most like to be right now:

Aruba

Hawaii

Paris

or

I choose there.

Welcome My New Widget

2009-10-09T08:27:00.000-07:00

OK. I can't take it anymore.

My Twitter friend Kandis directed me to these new Rolling Stone shots of Taylor..

and so I think I need to add a new widget to this blog:

Countdown Clockgreat free widgetsWidgetboxMore info

"Days Til Taylor Turns 18"

Crazy Sexy Fanvid

2009-10-04T08:04:00.000-07:00

OOOOhhhhh boy this is a good one - just saw it over at Twilightheaded. Enjoy!

(some gets cut off on my blogsite: just click and it'll go to youtube)

New Moon Set Photos

2009-09-21T13:05:00.000-07:00

OOOh! The LA Times just posted some great stills from the set:

and a special treat.............

nothin' wrong with a little photoshop:

Another Hot Rob video

2009-09-20T07:33:00.001-07:00

You just can't have enough sexy Rob fanvids.

I heart Screencaps

2009-09-14T14:15:00.000-07:00

So, so, so sorry about SCUMMITT Entertainment's removing the trailer.

Idiots. Don't they realize it just encourages interest in the movie????

Retards.

Anyhoo.

We all were salivating at the same moment, yes?

Yup, that moment.

Full New Moon Trailer!!!!!!!

2009-09-11T14:37:00.001-07:00

OMG OMG OMG OMG

Help Me

2009-09-04T20:08:00.000-07:00

Oh.

My.

GOD.

Hold my calls. Cancel my plans. I will be drooling over these pictures for the next week.

Hommminna, homminna..(is that how you spell it?)

2009-09-03T07:26:00.000-07:00

Crap!

More jailbait photos of Taylor - from Teen Vogue.

Holy hotness.

The only counter-attack I can think of is:

SPONTANEOUS OVULATION ROB PHOTO!

Did it work?

Wet

2009-08-26T18:09:00.000-07:00

"Hello, Honey? Yeah, the pool boy fell in and I really should throw his clothes in the dryer. Can he borrow a pair of your boxers?"

(double click to enlarge at your own risk)

Kristen is a Mad Flirt

2009-08-13T13:29:00.000-07:00

Ok, so after I replayed this video about 25 times to watch Taylor do a STANDING BACK FLIP...I realized: That KStew is a boy-scammin' ho.

Look how she's seducing him! Acting all shy and crap..... Joan Jett hair-havin' ho bag.

Team Jacob's Platform in a 14-Second nutshell

2009-08-12T15:19:00.003-07:00

Um......what? I was daydreaming. Replay.

New Clip From New Moon!

2009-08-03T18:51:00.000-07:00

Just got back from vacation, so I just saw this tonite for the first time!

OMG. It previewed at Comic Con.....Bella & Jacob motorbike scene...Jacob ripping his shirt off, Edward appearing as a vision.....WHY ISN'T IT NOVEMBER????????

Back in the Saddle

2009-07-21T19:33:00.000-07:00

Whew!!! Just in time:

R. Patz hotness in full effect.

Amen and can I get a Halleluia.

Letter to Edward

2009-07-20T21:11:00.000-07:00

Dear Edward:

   I think you know how strongly I feel about you. But a woman can only be strong for so long. Could you please put out a promotional picture of YOU?

Cuz I'm afraid the next Jacob one is going to be naked butt.

   Trying to stay faithful,

   Sue

Paradise by the Dashboard Light

2009-07-16T15:59:00.000-07:00

TeamEdwardTeamEdwardTeamEdwardTeamEdward

crap. is he still there?

Lord that boy's gettin' persuasive.

Jacob vs. Edward: Let's Discuss

2009-07-11T13:52:00.000-07:00

So the more pictures like THIS show up,

the more I'm starting to think that once New Moon hits theaters, there's gonna be a good chunk of Team Edward sitting on the fence, and some that might just fall their asses over to the other side.

What do you guys think? Will NM catapult Taylor to equal heartthrob status with Rob?

Hot Mess

2009-07-09T18:18:00.000-07:00

Ugh- what is wrong with me.

I look at this picture and spontaneously ovulate.

I don't know -the fighting thing is just so....primal.

Then there's this shot from the upcoming US magazine

Rob + leather = HOTTTTTTTT.

All he needs now is a - DAMMIT!!!!!! - a cigarette. Ugh.

Vices

2009-07-03T17:04:00.000-07:00

Let me first say: I don't like smoking and I don't like violence.

But.

Yay smoking and violence!

I am sorry but those cuts and bruises are hot. (click to enlarge) :)

Central Park

2009-06-30T16:40:00.000-07:00

Couple of shots from the filming of "Remember Me" from over at Robsessed:

and then this one because it looks like the hand of God giving the women of the world a gift:

"....and in the year 2008 God said 'Let there be perfection in the male form' and the women rejoiced and started blogs..."

I Am Psychic

2009-06-27T10:08:00.001-07:00

Here's how well I know you guys.

Double click on the photo.....and scroll all the way down...

You were staring at the button fly, weren't you.

Holy Hell

2009-06-24T17:33:00.000-07:00

US magazine is coming out with a special Twilight issue with pictures like THIS:

and THIS:

Guess who's going to be in the checkout lane rolling her eyes going "it's for my daughter...."

Thanks to Robert Pattinson Life for the pics :)

Attention Team Jacob!

2009-06-23T13:29:00.001-07:00

Yowza! (click to enlarge)

This is the new "New Moon" book cover that'll come out with the movie.....niiice.

Rob & Emilie Make Out

2009-06-19T10:45:00.000-07:00

Rob and Emilie de Ravin start filming "Remember Me"......

what.

Oh! Sorry - Rob, sand dunes...I was daydreaming.

So who is this lucky Emilie de Ravin? She played "Clare" on "Lost".

and in case you're wondering do you get to make out with Robert Pattinson if you DON'T have a slammin body, the answer to that is:

No.

Close One

2009-06-18T12:12:00.000-07:00

"Damn that cab's comin' at me fast...."

As you all probably know by now, our Rob was "clipped" by a cab in NYC while trying to get away from crazed (imagine!) fans.

Could we get some better security up in here?????!!!!!!

And as a worse-case scenario backup, could we get some cells to freeze so we can clone him if he doesn't make it?

(boy, that'd be a long 22 years......"Rob's first day of kindergarten!"

Video Fix

2009-06-14T15:29:00.000-07:00

Not much news, but "Robsessed" had this awesome video posted today..

Hard to believe when you watch this that when Catherine Hardwicke chose Rob, the producers said, "I don't know...are you sure we can make this guy handsome?'

enjoy:

Upstaged By My 8 Year Old

2009-06-12T07:12:00.000-07:00

So my awesome husband surprised us last night with an AUTOGRAPHED print that he won at an auction...

Signed by Robert, Kristen, Cam, Edi & Rachelle.

I didn't even have time to freak out over Robert's signature because my 8 year old was having a Twilight meltdown:

Dog Walker Wanted

2009-06-11T12:28:00.001-07:00

Must be willing to wear tank tops at all times.

Also: I love this: A compilation of new moon trailer reactions.

Weekend GIF

2009-06-05T06:06:00.000-07:00

On my main blog, Happy Meals & Happy Hour , I try and post an "LOL Video" every weekend.

Maybe here I'll try and find a great RPatz GIF every weekend. Enjoy!

Can't Deny It.....

2009-06-04T09:10:00.000-07:00

Whether you suspect it, believe it or doubt it.....

You can't deny Rob and Kristen look amazing together:

Also, found this pic of Rob in a business suit which reminded me so much of "The Office". .fanfic...

...gotta go see if it's updated...

MORE Topless Tuesday

2009-06-02T13:19:00.000-07:00

HOLY MOTHER.

Hilarious! Fan reaction

2009-06-02T06:13:00.000-07:00

I know- I just posted "Topless Tuesday" below...don't miss it- but I just saw this this morning- 2 crazed fans watching the new moon trailer for the first time.

Topless Tuesday

2009-06-01T17:52:00.000-07:00

Somebody make a batch of mojitos cuz it's gettin' hot in herrrrrrrrrrrrrre.

and, as long as we're at it, from TMZ today:

Where your shirt at, Emmett????

Finally, for anyone who never saw it, the fan-made New Moon trailer that I personally think, in chills-factor alone, beats the real one.

New Moon Trailer!

2009-06-01T05:52:00.001-07:00

Dying to know what you all think: I was a little disappointed in the acting/chemistry between Edward and Bella.

But what about Jacob???? RRRRRowr.

Let's Discuss

2009-05-28T06:01:00.000-07:00

Ok, everybody breathe.

Are we all calmed down?

OK. Rob, we would like to say a collective "Thank You" for your new, well, hotness.

Also, to address the "makeup help" speculation on your muscles, I'd like to present Exhibit A: Back Muscles.

Yowza.

And speaking of yowza, thanks for this little sneak peek:

And lastly - how much do I hate KStew for having a butt like this.

O.....M......G.

2009-05-27T12:35:00.000-07:00

Holy crap.

(**swoon**)

I am at a loss for words.

But you know what the first thing I thought is? It is wicked hard to look fit and sculpted if you're pale. but he does. So imagine how he'd look tan.

Nice work, Rob. very nice work.

Holy Mother, we have to wait til NOVEMBER?????

It Takes a Village

2009-05-22T13:22:00.000-07:00

The thing about being a Twilight blogger is, all your info is gotten primarily from other Twilight bloggers: we're all in this together...

So my newfound Twilight blog friend, Where Is Edward Cullen had this quick 48 second video posted a while back from Comic Con and I had to share it with you guys.

Just want to dip him up on a chip.

Rob-ehrt!!!!!!!!

2009-05-20T14:13:00.000-07:00

What a surreal existence.

Check out this video of the Cannes photo shoot for the press.

Cannes

2009-05-19T11:44:00.000-07:00

So this was taken in Cannes a few days ago. He's there for - I don't know. Film festival? Perfect Jaw convention? Not sure.

Love the open shirt, love the Ray Bans. And LORD do I love leather necklaces on guys. Hot, hot, hot.

Also: Mark your calendars: Rob, Taylor and K-Stewpid will be on the MTV movie awards May 31st with a PREVIEW of NEW MOON. W00t!

New Moon Poster

2009-05-18T18:26:00.000-07:00

Got this from Spunk Ransom .....no confirmation yet on authenticity...

Hmmmm. What are we saying about this? I LOVE it, but it seems fan-made. Really well done fan-made. Love how Jacob is protective of Bella. What do you guys think?

Sometimes it's Not Paris Hilton

2009-05-18T06:14:00.000-07:00

I don't know why I think this is so funny but I do.

So we keep seeing throngs of screaming girls mobbing Rob and asking him to pose for photos.

Which some people probably say "tough life".....

But the thing is, sometimes it's THIS guy:

I may have to make that photo my desktop background.

Anyhoo: For anyone who has not read "The Office" fanfic, stop what you are doing and read it NOW.

You're welcome. :)

Places I'd Like to Be

2009-05-11T17:57:00.000-07:00

The Bahamas......

Bermuda........

Key West..........

and:

Footsie

2009-05-10T17:44:00.000-07:00

"Blah blah blah blah just friends blah blah blah nothing going on blah blah blah Michael Arangano blah blah blah boyfriend of 2 years blah blah blah

THAT IS SEX FEET RIGHT THERE.

SEX. FEET.

In unrelated but equally awesome news, you and/or your significant other must check out THIS BLOG "Twilight Widowers Anonymous". Freakin' hilarious.

My EYES!!!!!!

2009-05-06T06:55:00.000-07:00

Holy Brokeback, Batman....

another Little Ashes clip is out: ( and don't get me wrong, I'm all for gay love, just not gay Edward.)

Let's cleanse the pallette shall we?

"I did - only for making me want you so badly..."

Would You DIE?

2009-05-05T08:56:00.000-07:00

...if you were chilling at a club, sipping a cosmo, scanning the crowd for cute guys and:

(Hey! Stupid girl in the blue shirt checking out dog-tag dude! Look BEHIND you! Ugh.)

Random

2009-05-03T17:19:00.000-07:00

Thanks to Robsessed for this gem of a screen cap...

(why are some of his hottest shots smoking?)

and then this, which I love:

Twilight en 30 secondes [by Bunnies]
Uploaded by muxa

SORRY ABOUT THE WORD VERIFICATION: I GOT SLAMMED WITH SPAM TONITE.

My Rob Love Has Limits

2009-04-30T06:34:00.000-07:00

Am I alone in this?

As much as I **puffy heart***Rob, I just can't bring myself to see "Little Ashes"

(where he portrays Salvador Dali)

or

"How To Be"

(where he portrays a dorky misfit.)

Sorry - but my Rob will always be THIS Rob:

What about you guys?

Are you more uber-fans than I am?

Stop It, Kellan.

2009-04-29T06:24:00.000-07:00

Dayum, boy...quit with the hot pictures!!!!!!

Team edward-Team Edward- team Edward-

(is he gone yet?)

OK let me counter with THIS:

That's better.

New Couple Alert

2009-04-27T13:41:00.000-07:00

Holy Cuteness, Batman.

Looks like the rumor is true that Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez are dating. (she's filming in Vancouver also)

People are reporting that bluebirds and furry forest animals follow them everywhere.

Define This Color

2009-04-25T05:29:00.000-07:00

I can't....even......has this color even existed before?.......
(click to enlarge to get the full effect)

**thud**

Thanks to Robsessed for the pic. ;)

Entertainment Tonight

2009-04-23T19:23:00.000-07:00

W00t!!

Here's parts 1 & 2 of New moon behind the scenes!
(Caution: Team Switch Danger Ahead: Taylor is looking FIIIIINE)

Simple Math

2009-04-22T15:46:00.000-07:00

HOT.... PLUS

FUN .....PLUS

ACCESSIBLE..... PLUS

TALENTED... EQUALS =

PERFECTION.

Wide Awake Video

2009-04-21T07:46:00.000-07:00

Cool!

Found this on YouTube - interesting to see Twilight clips through the context of Wide Awake:

Random Photos

2009-04-20T13:48:00.000-07:00

This one should be the cover of Wide Awake if it could be a real book:

Cover for Welcome to Existence:

(Bella/Emmett )

and lastly, a recent shot of Rob being impossibly gorgeous while impossibly normal. (**sigh**)

Check This Out

2009-04-17T06:31:00.000-07:00

This is NOT the official trailer -

Just a fan-made one but really good (even tho some of the "Jacob" shots aren't Taylor)

New Fan Fiction Recommendations

2009-04-17T06:07:00.000-07:00

I know, I know, we're all Wide Awake-deprived...but look what I found for you (and trust me- it's tough to find the good among the crap)

Gravity

How it might have gone if Bella had not been so quick to forgive Edward's breaking her heart. Really well written. NC-17.

http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=2900

The List

Pure smut- Bella's list of all the things she wants to do with Edward

NC-17

http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=2026

And for you Emmett/Kellan fans:

Welcome to Existence

When Edward deserts Bella, Emmett finds himself back in Forks and falling for her. Also really well-written. The beginning where he loses Rosalie is heartbreaking.

NC-17

http://www.twilighted.net/viewstory.php?sid=2350

Happy reading!

New moon on ET

2009-04-16T06:32:00.000-07:00

Promo for Entertainment Tonight's 4/23 show:

I just have to say this: Jacob sprinting to the water (presumably to save Bella when she cliff dives) is kinda hot

(***ducks head to avoid flying objects**)

Hello, Boys

2009-04-15T06:14:00.000-07:00

I think I've been reading too much smutty fanfic cuz when I saw this picture my brain was all:

"...and then I got lost at the wedding reception and ran into three of the waiters...."

What The

2009-04-14T11:38:00.000-07:00

Can someone explain what the Forks is going on with Jacob's do here??????

Down, yes. Ponytail, yes. Pulled back in a pretty clip, NO.

And now, I leave you with this:

******sigh**********

Workin' the Beanie

2009-04-13T10:17:00.000-07:00

Now most of the paparazzi shots of Rob and his beloved beanie are not his best look.

But HERE it's nothing short of adorable.

Catching Up

2009-04-10T21:52:00.000-07:00

Holy crap! I go to Phoenix for a week and all kinds of RPatz hotness is happening while I'm away.

First, this fairly awesome photo from MTV.....

Not loving the golfer's tan, but the biceps are working for me.

And:

NEW MOON SET SHOTS!

W00t!

Going to Phoenix

2009-04-03T19:51:00.000-07:00

#41- Ballet Studio in Pheonix by ♥Kayley♥ on Polyvore.com

Hey Peeps....
Going to Phoenix for Spring Break.....

I've read a little of the new Wide Awake chapters and I'm thinking.....Bella minus Edward = no smut = boring.

I hope it gets better? What did you guys think?

Anyhoo....I'll be back in a week (unless there's huge news in which case I'll take my mojito to the nearest wifi connection).

Tell Edward I love him.

Wide Awake Has Posted!!!!!!

2009-04-02T06:34:00.000-07:00

Go! Go! Go!
Chapters 45-47 are finally here!
(***shoves kids and husband out the front door***)

http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/

Could You be Any Cuter?

2009-03-31T15:18:00.000-07:00

Sorry, no, I have no answers about where the F%@K the latest chapter of Wide Awake is.

I just type "ang" into my browser bar 12 times a day and my computer is all: "FAIL, you filthy-minded loser."

(sigh)

So to tide us over, here's a video of Rob flirting with me after we spent all afternoon in bed:

Spoof

2009-03-30T14:21:00.000-07:00

So now that the whole 'body odor' thing has been cleared up, and several sources have come forth saying Rob smells divine, which we already knew....

I got nothin.

BUT.

This spoof is so stupidly funny I had to share it.

Hobolicious

2009-03-25T15:24:00.000-07:00

So there's all this yapping on the gossip sites about how some "crew insider" on New Moon claims that Robert smells because he doesn't bathe. OK.

#1) I think it's the only thing someone could think up to say about him and
#2) He's so hot who cares. Cigarettes, sweat, dirt, bring it.

Second Base?

2009-03-24T06:19:00.000-07:00

There seems to be some controversy over whether or not Rob is copping a feel in this deleted scene (only available on the 3-disc version).

Don't bother with the whole clip - it's Carlisle biting Rob, Carlisle biting Esme..just ff to 2:04....

What are we saying? Grope or no grope? or do we care- it's hot either way?

Update

2009-03-22T17:24:00.000-07:00

W00t!!! Word has it, AngstGoddess said in the comments that she'll be posting THREE chapters by this Friday.

To hold you over, here's a hot screencap from the DVD extras of Edward's fantasy of attacking Bella in Biology:

(**heavy panting**)

Truly Inappropriate

2009-03-21T08:12:00.000-07:00

But as long as we already have our minds in the gutter:

Saw this video over at Robsessed today. So funny.

Withdrawls

2009-03-19T18:08:00.000-07:00

Going Crazy Gingersnaps

"Okay, so... I'm very sorry this isn't Chapter 45."

For all of you who are pissed at me for turning you on to "WideAwake" without warning you that it wasn't finished: I feel your pain.

She hasn't posted since March 11 and I check every day. Over. and over. and over.

If I knew where she lived I'd ride my bike over there and sit on the edge of the bed and offer her foot massages and tea if it would help her GET THE F&*K GOING WITH THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(**sigh**)

I've been re-reading from the beginning like a coke addict licking the mirror for remnants of last night's lines.

You guys have filthy minds.

UPDATE: Fri 3/20

"Anonymous" posted in the comments about a teaser link posted 2 days ago

Robert Is Funny

2009-03-19T07:25:00.000-07:00

As if he needed any more powers.....

Happy Birthday Kellan

2009-03-18T06:27:00.000-07:00

Taking a brief non-Rob moment to wish runner-up Kellan Lutz a happy 24th. Yum.

Actually, Yes, I Do Insist

2009-03-16T16:19:00.000-07:00

I know a lot of you have not checked out my recommendation "Wide Awake" yet.

Because you think fan fiction is lame, which it usually is, or you think this is Twilight rewritten, which it's not.

I PROMISE you (go look at the comments under my post "Adult twilight") you will be addicted- it's like a whole new twilight book, new story, plus sex.

Bella is Bella and Edward is Edward, but the story is different: She's traumatized by an in-home invasion back in Phoenix. Her mother was killed and she can't stand to be touched- especially by men.

Edward isn't a vampire but he's a bad boy - also traumatized by the death of his father in a fire and his mother's throwing him out because of it.

Neither of them can sleep because of nightmares, so they find themselves in a strange co-dependent routine of sleeping in the same bed - for some reason they are able to sleep when the other is there- but it's purely platonic - at first.

Here's a sample:

After minutes I felt him press a soft kiss to the top of my head while still rubbing my back. I don’t know what it was, but something about the soft kiss just broke me. I was tired of taking what I could get. I tilted my head up slowly to meet his eyes. When he felt my head move he leaned his head back a bit to meet mine. All I needed was one glace at those sad green eyes, and my mind was made up.

I used the hand that was stroking his hair and slid it down to the nape of his neck. He gazed quizzically into my eyes, but I didn’t have time for quizzes and questions, or I would lose the nerve. So I quickly pulled my face up and put my lips on his.

He stiffened and halted his movements on my back. Completely.

“Stop.” He whispered against my lips.

But I kept going. I grabbed his pouty bottom lip and kissed it softly between mine, waiting for him to respond. But he didn’t. He was still stiff. So I did what he did to me when I was frozen. I slid my hand around from his neck and cupped his face, gently rubbing his cheek with my thumb and taking his bottom lip again. But it didn’t work. I pulled back minutely and took his top lip between mine, softly kissing it and forcing my bottom lip in between his, hoping he would respond soon.

With one big gust of air, Edward finally responded. He brought his hand up my back and to the back of my head, crushing my lips into his. I began breathing heavily, sucking on his lips while he sucked on mine. I brought my hand to his hair and fisted the back of it, pulling his face closer to mine. I opened my mouth and dragged my tongue across his bottom lip. He didn’t hesitate like last time. He darted his tongue out and met mine, making me moan softly. He just pressed me closer to him, shoving his tongue into my mouth while I massaged it with mine. I sighed into his mouth, wrestling with his tongue and pressing my body closer. He groaned loudly into my mouth again, making my whole body heat up. But this time he didn’t pull away.

Instead he pushed me over onto my back and rolled on top of me never breaking the kiss, holding himself up with one palm while the other pulled my face closer. I fisted my other hand into his hair and tilted my head so I could go deeper into his mouth. He groaned again and pressed down onto my body with more weight. I could feel every inch of his body pressed tightly against mine. And the feeling of what I was doing to him made me moan into his mouth again.

He pulled away from my lips and started kissing and licking his way down my jaw to my throat. We were both gasping and our chests were pressed together so tightly that we were panting the same rhythm. I titled my head to give him better access, moaning at the sensation of his tongue on my neck. When I moaned he shifted roughly into my hips. And I could feel all of him. But I was too far gone to care about being indecent. I brought my feet up and wrapped them around his waist, whimpering softly, and needing to feel him do it again. He let out a throaty growl against my skin and shifted between my hips again, earning another moan from me while I pulled and tugged at his hair, pushing him further into my neck where he was kissing and licking.

It felt like every cell in my body was on fire. He lifted his lips from my neck and dragged them up towards my ear. I could hear his every raspy breath. “We need to fucking stop.” He whispered in my ear huskily. But I shook my head, panting, and shifted my hips against his again, arching my back off the bed, closer to his chest.

“Fuck” He groaned loudly into my ear and dropped his head into the crook of my neck, gasping for air and shaking his head, causing his nose to tickle my neck. And I was thinking that even though my virtue was supposed to mean something, I couldn’t quite remember why. But this time he pulled away. He rolled over beside me onto his back, his chest heaving up and down, and his eyes still closed.

I lied on my back, licking my swollen lips and catching my breath, and wanting to touch Edward in very inappropriate places. We laid there for minutes, until our breathing calmed down. I chanced a peek over at Edward and he still had his eyes closed.

“Edward?” I breathed, really hoping I didn’t just ruin everything. He opened his eyes and slowly turned his head to meet my gaze. He didn’t look angry, or upset. His eyes were dark, and he had a look of what I assumed, and hoped, to be lust in his eyes.

He let out a heavy sigh and shook his head. “That was really fucking stupid.” He muttered. I frowned at him. Not really understanding what was stupid about it.

Wide Awake

2 More GQ Pics

2009-03-16T11:08:00.000-07:00

I've titled these

"Please can we do it again?"

and

"Why can't we do it again?"

Better New Moon Pics

2009-03-14T11:50:00.000-07:00

Um, Rosalie's wig: FAIL
Jacob's wig: FAIL

Rob: I don't even care that you smoke. You're smokin'.

Oh Lord Have Mercy

2009-03-13T13:55:00.000-07:00

The GQ photos......

****thud******

New Moon Set Photos

2009-03-13T13:43:00.001-07:00

OMG! Taylor looks hot, but the wig...not so much.

Sorry the pic is so small...I'll try & find a bigger version.

Also? I'm on Chapter 21 of that Adult Twilight I told you about yesterday and.......wow.

"Adult Twilight"?????

2009-03-12T10:58:00.000-07:00

First: The cover of April GQ: (***sigh***)

Now. You've seen the movie, you've got the bootleg, you've pre-ordered the DVD, you've read all 4 books (twice) plus Midnight Sun.......

where to go now for your Twilight Obsession fix?

I am so here to hook you up.

There is a really great writer on LiveJournal who's writing an adult version of Bella & Edward's story. It's not Twilight exactly- no vampires, no powers, and the relationships are slightly different (Esme is bella's Aunt, Alice is her cousin)....

and the reason they "can't touch" is that Bella was traumatized by an attack back in Phoenix. But everything else is VERY similar...with adult language and (I'm only only Chapter 5) adult content.

FINALLY!

check it out:
http://angstgoddess003.livejournal.com/

Apple Scene Outtakes

2009-03-11T08:10:00.000-07:00

Well, it seems a bit obsessive to be posting stuff like this, but - you're here, aren't you?

Deleted Dream Scene

2009-03-10T08:20:00.000-07:00

The other way the "dreaming of Edward" scene could have gone...

and does, BTW in MY dreams.

The second take is how it really went in the movie: BORING.

Sorry about the commercial- can't get it to you any other way. :

"Rob Porn"

2009-03-09T12:39:00.000-07:00

From the website Letters to Rob

Vanity Fair Shoot

2009-03-08T14:21:00.000-07:00

From the Vanity Fair magazine shoot. OMG Kristen, how could you not fall in love with him?

Deleted Scene- Just In!

2009-03-06T06:29:00.000-08:00

Oh snap- this got shut down last night by Summitt, but I'm posting it again, dammit.

Rob-Cam

2009-03-05T06:02:00.000-08:00

Rob being adorable greeting fans in Munich: This actually made my palms sweat as he got closer and closer.

Tool-Town. Population: me.

Kristen's As In Love As We Are

2009-03-03T06:18:00.000-08:00

Found this great video on YouTube about how Kristen's always staring at Rob...

I love how at the end when asked "doesn't Kristen have a boyfriend?" he goes 'Who cares?'

New Moon Poster

2009-02-28T15:45:00.000-08:00

Is this a tad photoshopped? Maybe.

Do I care? Nope.

Twilight in Japan

2009-02-27T07:32:00.000-08:00

Yippeee - Twilight's premiering in Japan which means NEW PHOTOS!!!!

From all the pics and videos I've seen, Robert is just a doll: signing autographs and smiling. K.Stew is her typical sourpuss self, thinking she's too good for the whole thing.

Can we talk about Taylor for a sec? Look how tall he's gotten- I think Robert's like 6'1" (***pause for sigh****) and he's almost as tall as him!

Kristen, I swear to God, if you don't start appreciating the position you're in (literally), the fans are gonna have you booted out of New Moon. We've all taken a vote and decided that Natalie Portman could replace you easily. Plus, she'd give Rob a little sum'n sum'n on the set, so....

Can You Do It?

2009-02-23T13:39:00.000-08:00

This is too funny...

Everyone's been talking about how Robert unintentionally stole Mickey Rourke's big moment. Personally, I think the ABC producers framed the shot intentionally for ratings.

Can YOU keep your eyes on Mickey?

Didnt think so.

In Case You Missed It...

2009-02-23T06:07:00.000-08:00

O.M.E.

Robert, I so apologize for questioning whether or not you would shower and ditch that horrific knit cap for the Oscars.

You were stunning. Debonaire. And thank you: So EDWARD-y.

Inappropriate Twilight Obsession

Eclipse Trailer

Rob in the Shower

Taylor is Legal!!!!!!!!!

Twilight Boys

Christmas Rob Video

Let's Discuss!!!!!!

Astonishingly, This Post Is About Another Movie

Countdown Week!!!!!!!

Aaaaaaaand ****thud*****

I Think I'm Pregnant

As If A Taylor Turns 18 Countdown Widget Weren't Inappropriate Enough

Once Again, Places I'd Rather Be

Welcome My New Widget

Crazy Sexy Fanvid

New Moon Set Photos

Another Hot Rob video

I **heart** Screencaps

Full New Moon Trailer!!!!!!!

Help Me

Hommminna, homminna..(is that how you spell it?)

Wet

Kristen is a Mad Flirt

Team Jacob's Platform in a 14-Second nutshell

New Clip From New Moon!

Back in the Saddle

Letter to Edward

Paradise by the Dashboard Light

Jacob vs. Edward: Let's Discuss

Hot Mess

Vices

Central Park

I Am Psychic

Holy Hell

Attention Team Jacob!

Rob & Emilie Make Out

Close One

Video Fix

Upstaged By My 8 Year Old

Dog Walker Wanted

Weekend GIF

Can't Deny It.....

MORE Topless Tuesday

Hilarious! Fan reaction

Topless Tuesday

New Moon Trailer!

Let's Discuss

O.....M......G.

It Takes a Village

Rob-ehrt!!!!!!!!

Cannes

New Moon Poster

Sometimes it's Not Paris Hilton

Places I'd Like to Be

Footsie

My EYES!!!!!!

Would You DIE?

Random

My Rob Love Has Limits

Stop It, Kellan.

New Couple Alert

Define This Color

Entertainment Tonight

Simple Math

Wide Awake Video

Random Photos

Check This Out

New Fan Fiction Recommendations

New moon on ET

Hello, Boys

What The

Workin' the Beanie

Catching Up

Going to Phoenix

Wide Awake Has Posted!!!!!!

Could You be Any Cuter?

Spoof

Hobolicious

Second Base?

Update

Aaaaaaaand thud*

I heart Screencaps